As some of you might know, I'm a newly addicted fantasy sports player. I won my basketball league last year, so I decided to roll the dice at football. Ended up joining Eighty81's league. And this week secured my 1st win.
I doubled up my opponent. Slaughtered him. Murdered him. He got 44 now he's half of me. And who do I have to thank? The New York Giants Defense.
Like I said before: No Osi? no Strahan? No problem. We're the champs baby! The Giants Play In New York!
So I'm reading thru the NY Times iTouch App and see this picture
Whoa! I clicks on it dumb quick and the headline "Really, Really, Big in Britain" pops up. After snapping out of the gaze, I start reading her 6 page article. Seems she's "huge" in Britain:
-3 Number 1 Autobiographies -Starred in a show “I’m a Celebrity . . . Get Me Out of Here!” where she chomped on maggots -Dated a Trinidadian soccer star -More Famous then Paris Hilton -Virtually unknown this side of the pawn -Got a press reduction. Possibly because of gawkers like myself
It's a good read if you're into the international celeb scene. Or just big ole biddies.
For months I've been deliberating getting an iPhone. But I couldn't justify getting rid of the BBerry.
Yes I wanted the apps. But no I couldn't get rid of the keyboard. Yes I wanted the iPod capability. But no couldn't get rid of BB messenger. Yes I wanted real internet. But no I couldn't deal with the bad battery life.
Thought today I got the best of both worlds. Copped the new 8GB iPod Touch. I feel unstoppable because:
-I can download iPhone apps -Surf the internet in places with wifi -Fully zoom PDFs and listen to mp3s on the go -Didnt have to open up a new line of service -Check all my emails accounts -Stunt with all the 90s Baby on the slim new design -Sync to my MacBook iCal and Notes -Don't have to reload all my contacts
For $229 (and no extra service) you cant go wrong. Who said you can't have your cake and BMM too?
Cabbie: "If I knew you were paying with a card, I wouldn't have picked you up"
84 Baby: "But you did and that's exactly why I didn't tell you. Jokes on you sucker"
Remember all those times u didn't want me to Brooklyn? Those times you rolled up real slow, let down your window half way and asked "Where are you going?". Before I got to the -lyn, you were gone so fast that only a silhouette of your dust was left. All those "I can't I'm changing shifts" or "I don't know how to get there, sorry" excuses. Got a trick for you now!
Paying with a credit card is the ultimate revenge. I know you don't get paid for a few weeks. You know I got cash in my pocket. But you're not getting it. $4 cab ride? Debit please. "Sir can you stop the meter". Roll your eyes and suck your teeth all you want. And I DARE you to tell me the machine isn't working. Because I'm just not paying. There's no sign that said it wasn't when I got in. You didn't make this clear. Ha! And gas prices are going back up of Palin gets in office. So vote change sucka!
Name: Sickamore Home: Broooooooooklyn, New York, United States About Me: 23 Year Old Talent Manager + Ageist. Runs ThankGodImFamous, GoOldHead and The Famous Firm. Overall sarcastic yet nice guy See my complete profile