We have a lot in common, you and I. I appreciate small victories as well as big ones. They also get me through my day. Dropping 60+ on a garbage team (what up Kevin Durant). Beating court cases (what up Colorado). Shit, I'd be on Rihanna's heels too if it wasn't for Vanessa. Bryant.
But you see I learned you can't do it all alone. Even if you to complain, bitch, curse out your teammates and threaten to trade him. Take 45 shots. Diss the owner.
Whatever you have to do to the right players around you. Do a blog post to get associate bloggers on Thank God I'm Famous. Get your own Paul Gasol. I learned from the Autobiography of Malcolm X that in life to get what you want, you gotta make some noise.
So go on young Kobe Blogant. Lemme see you get 100,000 in a month. Shoot for a million. Post 25 times a day if you want. It's all about the W. Black Mamba over and out.
P.S.
You got it all wrong. It's Lakers over Spurs in 5 and over Detroit in 4.
it's okay. when the finals are over and Boston is victorious over the Lakers sickamore will have Garnette speak and apologize for sickamore's delusional rantings throughout the NBA finals.
110-91
107-94
Just in case you don't know what those numbers are. They are the scores of the wins that Boston had over the Lakers. I was going to post what the wins the Lakers had over Boston but, silly me, i almost forgot, Lakers haven't beaten Boston this year.
Sickamore...I mean Kobe Bryant (fake laughter) wrote/said:
This is the Lakers 29th time in the NBA Finals. Ten more then the next highest team, the Selltricks..
What you forgot to mention, young grasshopper is that in the 10 instances that they've faced the Celtics they've gone 2-8.
The Celtics are battle tested this postseason and have won all but one home game and they've won every single Game 1 and 5 (and 7) in the playoffs thus far. No other team has played tougher comp and came away victorious like the C's have.
The Spurs weren't even comp. Wait until the Lake Show goes down by double digits the first time and they get that deer in headlights look because they can't just run on them like they could against Denver (yawn), Utah (yawn) or San Antonio (ZZZ!).
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it's okay. when the finals are over and Boston is victorious over the Lakers sickamore will have Garnette speak and apologize for sickamore's delusional rantings throughout the NBA finals.
110-91
107-94
Just in case you don't know what those numbers are. They are the scores of the wins that Boston had over the Lakers. I was going to post what the wins the Lakers had over Boston but, silly me, i almost forgot, Lakers haven't beaten Boston this year.
so why start now.
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