Monday, May 19, 2008
Dear Selltricks Fans...
Hey Boston Fan

I just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Rasheed Wallace.

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I play for the Detroit Pistons. Sickamore let me post on his blog today, because...well...fuck it I'm famous! People know me. Charles Barkley called me "the most talented player in the history of the NBA". The last time I missed a Eastern Conference Final, Kenny Anderson was your starting point guard. Go do your research Selltricks fans.

Now I know you have your Celtic pride, but your team are soft. We've Benzino'ed Paula Pierce for years. I'll be guarding Kevin Hairnett all series and he's not scoring more than 18. Period. Even if I have to Anthony Peeler him.



I'm gonna make Jesus Buttlesworth hold the bottom of my shorts all series and look at the hardwood at all times. You know how I get.



I'm writing this email because I don't wanna get your hopes up. Paula can't intimidate us my throwing up his set (B's instead of C's on top of that!) in games.
paul pierce

We're not the Hawks, we're more like the Vultures. Lebron got LUCKY. And when I say lucky, I mean David Stern game to the game in a Witness t-shirt lucky.
LEBRON DAVID STERN
But this year he rather see the Bitch 3 in rather then our non-fail proof style of play.

I like you Boston fans. I really do. But you better off being coached by Homer Simpson than Doc Rivers.
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You're being mislead. Men lie, women lie, Conference Championship appearances don't.


You've been warned.


Sheed

CC: Dart Adams & Sterling

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posted by Sickamore @ 5:19 PM  
9 Comments:
  • At May 19, 2008, 6:57:00 PM, Blogger Dart Adams said…

    First off, Rasheed Wallace and Antonio McDyess have been bodied by Kevin Garnett and Hulk (Kendrick Perkins for the non Bostonians) for 11 of the 12 quarters they've played against them this season.

    The Celtics bigs off the bench (Leon Powe, Glen "Big Baby" Davis, P.J. Brown and James Posey) have outplayed the Pistons bench so far this year.

    Rajon Rondo has bodied Chauncey Billups overall in their three matchups this season.

    The Paul Pierce/Ray Allen vs. Rip Hamilton/Tayshaun Prince matchup is a push.

    Also, we throw threes here, Sick. We don't fuck with gang signs...unless you want to consider MY ENTIRE CITY a B hat and Adidas wearing gang that is:

    http://poisonousparagraphs.blogspot.com/2008/05/blood-sweat-tears.html

    We'll see what happens but don't be surprised when/if the "soft" Celtics beat the Detroit Pistons in this series.

    Oh, and Sick...how about them Knicks and Yankees?

    *Throws threes and bounces from the comment section*

    One.

     
  • At May 19, 2008, 8:07:00 PM, Blogger Yellow Rebel said…

    No disrespect Mr. Wallace, but that was a little low to say you'd "Benzino Paula Pierce for years". Getting shanked 11 times isn't exactly a laughing matter.

    @dart adams:you had to bring up the yanks & the knicks huh? well remember who won the superbowl

     
  • At May 20, 2008, 12:41:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    All this really doesnt matter because the best franchise since the Bulls of the 90's in pro sports will win another title and Tim Duncan will go down if he isn't already as one of the top 5 players of all time. I'll be in LA for Game 7 to watch them boys go down the drain to my Spurs.

     
  • At May 20, 2008, 1:42:00 AM, Blogger GB said…

    Thank you Roscoe. Let's get it.
    http://gregcbrown.net

     
  • At May 20, 2008, 9:12:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sorry sick...CELTICS > PISTONS

     
  • At May 20, 2008, 1:11:00 PM, Blogger an_jel_ick_ah said…

    Dear Detroit Fans and Sickamore who doesn't have a home team even near the playoffs (unless of course we wanted to have a playoff for the worse teams in the NBA then the Knicks would have a number 2 seat in the east ),... CHECK OUT


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  • At May 21, 2008, 5:59:00 PM, Blogger Elite said…

    yo that video of Rasheed is CLASSIC....hilarious

     
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