Thursday, June 5, 2008
Live Blogging: Kobe vs Celtics Game 1
Kobeeeeeeeeeeeeee
8:39pm Oh you didnt think you were gonna see me? Kobe in 5!!! Magic's in the building! Boston is looking as racist as ever. The whole byrd gang is here like Kurt Rambis was here YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!

8:49pm
Mark Jackson is doing play by play! You already know how he feels about Kobe. Anyone has that video when he said "Look me in my eyes Scottie Pippen...Kobe Bryant is better than Michael Jordan!" That was the best

8:54pm James Taylor? Thank God For Wikipedia. Yikes! Check out this guys mug. Looks like he'd lynch me
Jameesss
8:59pm You never have to worry about Kevin Garnett cheating with those ugly ass cheerleaders. Yuck. Are they coming out to "Ayo Technology"? Is that considered fight music in Boston???
Cheeeer
9:08pm My blackberry keeps going off. I don't think people (re: women) realize the magnitude of this game. Carrie Fever = Kobe Fever

9:13pm "Allen..wide open 3!" BRICK! "Allen...gets the ball taken back!" Choker!!!


9:18pm Great dunk Garnett!!! Now let's see you do that with 2 minutes to go

9:24pm
They gotta put Lamar on Garnett. Paul's too soft. I don't want anyone guarding KG who looks like Zohan. Looks like he can go bucket for bucket though
Zohan
9:29pm Jesus Buttlesworth got a lucky 3. Let me remind everyone...wait til the 4th Quarter! It separates the mice from the men

9:33pm GTFOH! Can Rondo even dunk? Sasha is about to hit Rondo in the head from 3 all half. Now he traveled. Someone get his headband wearing ass outta here

9:35pm Posey is about to get his ass whopped by Lamar. QUEENSBRIDGE NIGGA!!! Ahhh shit he just woke the sleeping giant up. Kobe hit his second jumper. Remember what happened last time the Celtics tried to style on the Lake Show

9:42pm "How are the Celtics stopping Kobe?" Phil: "I think he's just missing shots"

9:52pm Three shots for Cassell. Go Old Head! Go Old Head! Go Old Head!
Cassell

9:55pm Cassell on Kobe? What are they crazy?!?!?!?!?! You gotta love Dorothy Doc Rivers.

10:07pm 3 fouls in The Scarecrow. Dunk by Gasol. Brick by Posey. I smell momentum changing! See! They pissed off the fast break. 10 point Laker lead by halftime

10:17pm
5 points...I was close...if they doubled the score, it will be 102-92 by the end of the game. KOBE IN 5!!! Gonna get food.

10:25pm While you're waiting for Kobe to come back and drop 30 in the second half, read Why Bow Wow Is An Old Head on GoOldHead.com !!!
wowowowow

10:39pm 4 point play smore joint clay. He's gonna catch his 4th foul and hit the bench for the rest of the court. Throw them B's..I mean 3's...up PP

10:43pm Kobe's picking them apart. It's not even fair. Penetrate then kick out. Penetrate then kick out. It's like unprotected sex.

10:47pm The Scarecrow is down! I repeat, The Scarecrow is down! Perkins' dumbass bumped into him. You don't want Allen and Garnett be your go to guys in the final quarter. And for the record if hes out for the season, THE LAKERS WERE AHEAD AT THE TIME OF HIS INJURY! Can't use this picture enough
paul pierce

10:53pm Perkins is pretending to limp because he a) took out his team's 2nd best player and b) just got his 4th foul. This is going to turn into a blowout all because of Kendrick Perkins. The NBA might wanna check his bank account for shaving points.
Tim

10:57pm
Ok. I see what's going on. The Commissioner wants to turn this into a movie. Fake injuries and dramatic returns. He prob was never hurt. This is some ole smoke-n-mirrors Truman Show BULLSHIT!!!
David Strn
11:03pm This genius fouled on a 3 pointer. There's your "Defensive Player Of The Year". Fouled a guy from Slovenia. DID YOU JUST SEE HOW LONG KOBE STAYED IN THE AIR FOR THAT DUNK?!?!?!?!?!?!
YESSIR

11:08pm These 3's are more NBA trickery. Didn't I tell you his dumbass would catch his 4th foul? That was a dumb 3 from Kobe. Well just dumb because it didn't go in. THIS IS WHAT SEPARATES THE MEN FROM THE BOYS RIGHT HERE! 3 Championship Rings vs 3 Championship Virgins. The FOURTH!
Kobe3
11:16pm I'm going to petition Walton shouldn't take shots in the 4th quarter...for the whole series. Him shooting is in strict violation of "The Big Man Code" chapter 3 14th paragraph

11:20pm Lake Show is just going thru a bad run. That was a pass by Kobe, not a airball. Is their no backcourt in the NBA now?!??! He obviously stepped on the line. He wears like a size 30 shoe! Kobe is getting impatient and not following the triangle. It's about the triangle Kob! The triangle! Not the pyramid!
trianglee
11:26pm He benched Kobe! Phil is a genius! Kobe was losing it. He needed to be reeled in a bit. Cassell is making idiotic move after idiotic move. What do you expect to someone you just got from the Clippers? VOO-YEAH-CHIC!!!!!!!! See now we're playing Laker basketball! Team ball!
Zennn
11:33pm YOU WERE WIDE OPEN GASOL!!!!!! LUKE WALTON BIG MAN CODE!!!! I'm going to the kitchen...
11:38pm AND 1!!! YES I'M SCREAMING! 5 point game! Last 3 minutes and like I said, Allen and Garnett is as quiet as a church mouse. Kobe time folks! Get your popcorn ready.
Popcorn
11:43pm Ray Allen is a 102% free throw shooter and missed the 1st. CHOKER! Gasol to shoot two. 5 point game baby!
11:47pm Kobe is still fighting til the last second. Six points isn't that much. Shit, now it's eight. Clutch free throws don't count
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11:51pm LAKERS IN 5!!!! I'M OUT! See you Saturday Selltricks!


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posted by Sickamore @ 8:38 PM  
20 Comments:
  • At Jun 5, 2008, 9:13:00 PM, Blogger shamar said…

    LOL...the Byrd Gang? thats classic yo I say Kobe in 7....but I do feel a 70 point game coming

     
  • At Jun 5, 2008, 9:15:00 PM, Blogger shamar said…

    whats a better match up than LAKERS/CELTICS?

    cowboys/redskins
    yankees/redsox
    redwings/penguins
    alabama/auburn

    nothing beats LA/BOS

     
  • At Jun 5, 2008, 9:17:00 PM, Blogger Sickamore said…

    Boston/Yanks > Boston/LA

     
  • At Jun 5, 2008, 9:19:00 PM, Blogger shamar said…

    maybe now...but there really is no history before the 90's unless you count the "Babe trade" but hey I love the Yankee Empire so im not gonna argue

     
  • At Jun 5, 2008, 10:38:00 PM, Blogger Dart Adams said…

    First off if you're implying that my ENTIRE town is racist because no Black or Latina dancers auditioned for the low level ass only been in the league for two years non entity known as the Celtics Dancers then you're out of your mind.

    Women of color in the New England area know when the tryouts are. They aren't barred or forbidden from trying out. The owner/director/choreographers are two Latinas...these women chose to NOT audition because the squad is type corny at the moment. Fall back with the jumping to conclusions, Sick.

    There's another half to play.

    One.

     
  • At Jun 5, 2008, 10:51:00 PM, Anonymous BK718 said…

    Boston racist? At least the cops there aren't continually shooting innocent people.

     
  • At Jun 5, 2008, 10:55:00 PM, Blogger an_jel_ick_ah said…

    Game aint over. Don't get too excited. Last 5 min's all that counts with these games anyways.

    Sittin in class depressed cuz I can't watch the game... I was reading ur biased ass blog for updates but I decided to jus check out nba.com

     
  • At Jun 5, 2008, 11:01:00 PM, Blogger Sickamore said…

    @ Dart

    Dancers are wack and white...town is racist..not a coincidence

    @ BK718

    At least the cops are the only ones we gotta worry about

    @ Anjelickah

    NBA.com isn't biased??!?!?! David Stern runs that too!

     
  • At Jun 5, 2008, 11:05:00 PM, Anonymous santinog. said…

    God damn, Kobe is not human.

     
  • At Jun 5, 2008, 11:39:00 PM, Blogger shamar said…

    AS I SAID BEFORE: This series is going seven games with the Los Kobe Lakers will prevail...its all politics and its all about the money...this is the biggest rivalry in NBA history c'mon what were we expecting a sweep LOL...and to answer the RACE thing in BOSTON...I havent seen a black anything beyond the court in that arena...finding a black guy in the Boston arena is like finding waldo...or Benzino LOL

     
  • At Jun 5, 2008, 11:40:00 PM, Blogger shamar said…

    and David Stern sucks ass like NYOIL

     
  • At Jun 5, 2008, 11:45:00 PM, Blogger shamar said…

    Ray "I play like i act" Allen doing what he does best...and can someone please tell KOBE TO STOP PASSING TO THOSE CHUMPS!!!

    official rally chant:
    KOBE! BRYANT! SLAM DUNK! GIANT!
    KOBE! BRYANT! SLAM DUNK! GIANT!
    KOBE! BRYANT! SLAM DUNK! GIANT!

    GIVE IT TO KOBE! HES THE MAN! IF HE CANT SCORE! NO ONE CAN!
    GIVE IT TO KOBE! HES THE MAN! IF HE CANT SCORE! NO ONE CAN!
    GIVE IT TO KOBE! HES THE MAN! IF HE CANT SCORE! NO ONE CAN!

     
  • At Jun 5, 2008, 11:46:00 PM, Blogger an_jel_ick_ah said…

    Man imma pull a sickamore and fuck up my whip tryin to drive and read ur blog, espn and nba on this damn sidekick...

    I can't wait till we get our ring sick...I already told mark what I'm gettin you..and its not a jersey..hahaha

    BOSTON STAND UP!..

    And stop takin shots at my city, iono why u think we racist, we jus don't like new yorkers, or LA :-D -- I think dart can vouch for me on that one

     
  • At Jun 5, 2008, 11:49:00 PM, Blogger shamar said…

    THEY SHOULD DROP YOUR TAG BEFORE EVERY COMMERCIAL MAYBE THAT'LL MAKE THE INSTRUMENTALS THEY PLAY WOULD SOUND BETTER....I CAN HEAR IT NOW

    "And we'll be back after this...{SICKAMORE!}" lol

     
  • At Jun 6, 2008, 12:03:00 AM, Anonymous Hip Hop Made Me Do It said…

    Celtics 1 Kobe 0

    Scoreboard!

     
  • At Jun 6, 2008, 12:03:00 AM, Blogger Dart Adams said…

    No mention of:

    Headband P bodying the Lake Show in the 3rd quarter AFTER BEING CARRIED OFF THE COURT.

    The Celtics defense suffocating the "Triangle" and the so called best coach in basketball having NO ADJUSTMENTS against Doc's halftime adjustments.

    The C's old heads Cassell and P.J. handling the Lakers while their bench does NADA.

    Hulk didn't even get any burn and the Celts still outrebounded the Lakers by a HUGE MARGIN.

    The Celtics completely handled the Lakers in the second half and they looked like hot garbage out there.

    I saw Garnett (he did fade away in the 4th). I saw Jesus. I saw The Truth. Fuck was Black Mamba at?

    You really need to come to Boston, Sick. It ain't what you think it is...trust me. The 'Cism is EVERYWHERE. Boston ain't Jena, LA, fam.

    Boston Stand Up!

    *Throws threes*

    One.

     
  • At Jun 6, 2008, 12:30:00 AM, Blogger an_jel_ick_ah said…

    :::gives sick a hug:::

    Maybe next year

    :)

    But on the real though this post was good, prob had perez viewership numbers cuz I know I refreshed it like 30 times..lol

     
  • At Jun 6, 2008, 10:31:00 AM, Blogger Leader of the Rap Rat Pack Im Sinatra said…

    WHAT?!

     
  • At Jun 6, 2008, 11:18:00 AM, Blogger Reen said…

    I'm just mad you didn't know who James Taylor is...that man got some hot joints...

     
  • At Jun 6, 2008, 3:42:00 PM, Blogger Peter said…

    UNDFTD store tomorrow

    http://hypebeast.com/2008/06/lamar-odom-x-la-lakers-x-undftd-boston-sucks-u-man-tee

    i dont really mess with the lake show, but this shirt will STAY relevant

     
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