8:39pm Oh you didnt think you were gonna see me? Kobe in 5!!! Magic's in the building! Boston is looking as racist as ever. The whole byrd gang is here like Kurt Rambis was here YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!
8:49pm Mark Jackson is doing play by play! You already know how he feels about Kobe. Anyone has that video when he said "Look me in my eyes Scottie Pippen...Kobe Bryant is better than Michael Jordan!" That was the best
8:54pmJames Taylor? Thank God For Wikipedia. Yikes! Check out this guys mug. Looks like he'd lynch me
8:59pm You never have to worry about Kevin Garnett cheating with those ugly ass cheerleaders. Yuck. Are they coming out to "Ayo Technology"? Is that considered fight music in Boston???
9:08pm My blackberry keeps going off. I don't think people (re: women) realize the magnitude of this game. Carrie Fever = Kobe Fever
9:13pm "Allen..wide open 3!" BRICK! "Allen...gets the ball taken back!" Choker!!!
9:18pm Great dunk Garnett!!! Now let's see you do that with 2 minutes to go
9:24pm They gotta put Lamar on Garnett. Paul's too soft. I don't want anyone guarding KG who looks like Zohan. Looks like he can go bucket for bucket though
9:29pm Jesus Buttlesworth got a lucky 3. Let me remind everyone...wait til the 4th Quarter! It separates the mice from the men
9:33pm GTFOH! Can Rondo even dunk? Sasha is about to hit Rondo in the head from 3 all half. Now he traveled. Someone get his headband wearing ass outta here
9:35pm Posey is about to get his ass whopped by Lamar. QUEENSBRIDGE NIGGA!!! Ahhh shit he just woke the sleeping giant up. Kobe hit his second jumper. Remember what happened last time the Celtics tried to style on the Lake Show
9:42pm "How are the Celtics stopping Kobe?" Phil: "I think he's just missing shots"
9:55pm Cassell on Kobe? What are they crazy?!?!?!?!?! You gotta love Dorothy Doc Rivers.
10:07pm 3 fouls in The Scarecrow. Dunk by Gasol. Brick by Posey. I smell momentum changing! See! They pissed off the fast break. 10 point Laker lead by halftime
10:17pm 5 points...I was close...if they doubled the score, it will be 102-92 by the end of the game. KOBE IN 5!!! Gonna get food.
10:39pm 4 point play smore joint clay. He's gonna catch his 4th foul and hit the bench for the rest of the court. Throw them B's..I mean 3's...up PP
10:43pm Kobe's picking them apart. It's not even fair. Penetrate then kick out. Penetrate then kick out. It's like unprotected sex.
10:47pm The Scarecrow is down! I repeat, The Scarecrow is down! Perkins' dumbass bumped into him. You don't want Allen and Garnett be your go to guys in the final quarter. And for the record if hes out for the season, THE LAKERS WERE AHEAD AT THE TIME OF HIS INJURY! Can't use this picture enough
10:53pm Perkins is pretending to limp because he a) took out his team's 2nd best player and b) just got his 4th foul. This is going to turn into a blowout all because of Kendrick Perkins. The NBA might wanna check his bank account for shaving points.
10:57pm Ok. I see what's going on. The Commissioner wants to turn this into a movie. Fake injuries and dramatic returns. He prob was never hurt. This is some ole smoke-n-mirrors Truman Show BULLSHIT!!!
11:03pm This genius fouled on a 3 pointer. There's your "Defensive Player Of The Year". Fouled a guy from Slovenia. DID YOU JUST SEE HOW LONG KOBE STAYED IN THE AIR FOR THAT DUNK?!?!?!?!?!?!
11:08pm These 3's are more NBA trickery. Didn't I tell you his dumbass would catch his 4th foul? That was a dumb 3 from Kobe. Well just dumb because it didn't go in. THIS IS WHAT SEPARATES THE MEN FROM THE BOYS RIGHT HERE! 3 Championship Rings vs 3 Championship Virgins. The FOURTH!
11:16pm I'm going to petition Walton shouldn't take shots in the 4th quarter...for the whole series. Him shooting is in strict violation of "The Big Man Code" chapter 3 14th paragraph
11:20pm Lake Show is just going thru a bad run. That was a pass by Kobe, not a airball. Is their no backcourt in the NBA now?!??! He obviously stepped on the line. He wears like a size 30 shoe! Kobe is getting impatient and not following the triangle. It's about the triangle Kob! The triangle! Not the pyramid!
11:26pm He benched Kobe! Phil is a genius! Kobe was losing it. He needed to be reeled in a bit. Cassell is making idiotic move after idiotic move. What do you expect to someone you just got from the Clippers? VOO-YEAH-CHIC!!!!!!!! See now we're playing Laker basketball! Team ball!
11:33pm YOU WERE WIDE OPEN GASOL!!!!!! LUKE WALTON BIG MAN CODE!!!! I'm going to the kitchen...
11:38pm AND 1!!! YES I'M SCREAMING! 5 point game! Last 3 minutes and like I said, Allen and Garnett is as quiet as a church mouse. Kobe time folks! Get your popcorn ready.
11:43pm Ray Allen is a 102% free throw shooter and missed the 1st. CHOKER! Gasol to shoot two. 5 point game baby!
11:47pm Kobe is still fighting til the last second. Six points isn't that much. Shit, now it's eight. Clutch free throws don't count
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11:51pm LAKERS IN 5!!!! I'M OUT! See you Saturday Selltricks!
First off if you're implying that my ENTIRE town is racist because no Black or Latina dancers auditioned for the low level ass only been in the league for two years non entity known as the Celtics Dancers then you're out of your mind.
Women of color in the New England area know when the tryouts are. They aren't barred or forbidden from trying out. The owner/director/choreographers are two Latinas...these women chose to NOT audition because the squad is type corny at the moment. Fall back with the jumping to conclusions, Sick.
AS I SAID BEFORE: This series is going seven games with the Los Kobe Lakers will prevail...its all politics and its all about the money...this is the biggest rivalry in NBA history c'mon what were we expecting a sweep LOL...and to answer the RACE thing in BOSTON...I havent seen a black anything beyond the court in that arena...finding a black guy in the Boston arena is like finding waldo...or Benzino LOL
Ray "I play like i act" Allen doing what he does best...and can someone please tell KOBE TO STOP PASSING TO THOSE CHUMPS!!!
official rally chant: KOBE! BRYANT! SLAM DUNK! GIANT! KOBE! BRYANT! SLAM DUNK! GIANT! KOBE! BRYANT! SLAM DUNK! GIANT!
GIVE IT TO KOBE! HES THE MAN! IF HE CANT SCORE! NO ONE CAN! GIVE IT TO KOBE! HES THE MAN! IF HE CANT SCORE! NO ONE CAN! GIVE IT TO KOBE! HES THE MAN! IF HE CANT SCORE! NO ONE CAN!
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LOL...the Byrd Gang? thats classic yo I say Kobe in 7....but I do feel a 70 point game coming