I tried to get rid of my berry. Really I did. But every phone store had these same wack flip phones. I felt square-ish when I held them up. Made me want to post about myself on GoOldHead.com.
How would I write my blogs on the go when it takes 3 clicks for 'C'? When people need my contact, do I write it for them on a piece of paper? Looks like I'm destined for carpel tunnel syndrome. Me and my boy William are slaves to it.
As I was typing this entry, something amazing happened. My blackberry started talking to me. We had an insightful though weird conversation. Then my Blackberry asked me to post the conversation on my blog:
Why can't I get rid of you?!?!?!
Once you go Black, you never go back
Errr....did I just type that?
No, it's me...
My God?
No, your Blackberry
WTF? GTFOH!
Watch it before I reconcile all your emails without you asking
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...it really is you! Why did you decide to talk to me? Or am I just going BB crazy?
No, it's really me. Have you ever typed in this tone before? Without all those dumbass dots?
Well, no...
There you go then
Can I ask you a question?
Anything
Why are you so addictive? Are you a drug? Is their some kind of technology that you get a hold of my brain?
No, you're confusing me with Steve Jobs. I'm just the greatest thing you've ever got in contact with
There has to be more...I was addicted to my sidekick too...
Then you came to your senses. Anyone over 18 shouldn't have a Sidekick anymore. You're gonna run your company from your Slide? Send important attachments via LX?
I've ran through about 11 blackberries. 8100s, 8800s that mysteriously stop charging, a few Curves...
It was all a test
A test of what?!?! Patience?
Gratitude. I made you buy more for mistreating me. Think of me like a girlfriend that you're meaning to break up with everyday, but the sex makes you stay. With me the text makes you stay
Were you worried about the iPhone?
Ha! It dies after 30 minutes. I know you weren't THAT stupid. I'm Mrs. Realiable.
Mrs?
Bitch aint I?
To Be Continued Tomorrow w/ Part 2
*this blog contains an interpolation of "Conversations With God, Book 1"Labels: tales from the blackberry |
no blackberry means you can't email me a "can you post this on my blog pls" OR any of the other things you ask me to do. you should just put me on payroll as your personal assistant. lol.