Cafe Habana, Soho, NYC
2 Frozen Mango Magaritas In
-I went the last 3 days laptopless. Hence the email blogs. Left my laptop (and everything else) in Queens. But luckily I got everything back. I'm convinced the 3rd luckiest guy alive is me: behind Derek Jeter and the guy who founded American Apparel
-God doesn't want me to get a haircut. Neither does my mother (thinks I look like my Dad). The barber takes one look at me and suddenly has four people ahead. It's kind of annoying to comb the 1970s Porn Star afro in the morning. But it's having a unforeseen side effect: the women love it! Especially the frizzy-haired-corraine-bailey-rae-don't-call-me-a-chick chicks. Gimmie another 3 weeks and I'll be bloggin about Zoe Kravitz dates. 6 months and I'll be asking where's my Erykah Badu at
-5 Places To Go If U Ever Wanted To Bump Into/Kill Me: The Coffee Shop, Vinnie's Styles, Bar 89, Kips Bay and Starbucks
-"Brand Manager". What exactly does that mean? My friend Keith White (Wynter Gordon's Manager) has a company called Brand Management, so obviously he understands the importance of the role. It came to my attention reading The House Burner's Forbes Magazine article. He had a guy there who seemed to be more important than Chris Lightly. I'm going to create that role for The Firm
-"They keep telling me to speak about the Celtics/Matter fact I aint gonna speak about the Celtics/Never in my life could I have imagined this/Kevin Garnett's choker ass might win a championship"
-At this point in the blog, I'm intoxicated beyond the New York State limit
-My waitress doesn't like me and I'm not to fond of her either. This beef started two weeks ago when it took 45 minutes to sit me. Then I ordered food at the bar and tried to ask me to get up for someone else. See I got a bad character trait: I always think someone's trying to play me. Especially passive aggressive service people. They obviously can't outwardly say what they feel but it reflects in the service. Last night at the coffee shop the waitress tried to play us. Very rude, purposely forgetful etc. But because it was after 3am, she gets a guaranteed 17.5% gratuity. Luckily assholeness (pause) is still optional, so I wrote "bitch" next to where it marked "tip".
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