Monday, August 4, 2008
Fat Joe, Young Jeezy, Lil Wayne Exposed?
In the age of Web 2.0, no one is safe from a possible exposure. It's hard to not be the next contestant on that Macbook screen. Just ask Rawse.


Which is why this new website, CriminalSearches.com, is perfect for any hip hop blogger. You can go from RSS flunkie to The Smoking Gun overnight! Found it reading the Sunday NY Times. I decided to "expose" some of my favorite gangster rappers, bloggers, high school classmates, ex-girlfriends, etc with the help of this site and Wikipedia.

I started with a search on myself: Randall Medford
Result: Nothing. My street cred is in the shitter


Next: Young Jeezy aka Mr. 17.5 aka Jay Jenkins


Result: 39 Results. None of which add up to Jeezy, who's birthday is 10/12/77. Guess Nas' candidate for Jesse Jackson's replacement isn't "real".


Next: Lil' Wayne aka Dwayne Carter Jr


Result: 34 Matches. None for Lil' Wayne.


Next: Fat Joe aka Jeoy Crack aka Joesph Cartagena


Result: 6 Matches. None Crackmania.


What does this all mean?

Absolutely nothing. Just because your favorite rapper didn't go to jail, doesn't mean his music is suddenly wack or not real. The only reason people get on Rick Ross is because he won't admit it. It's making rap not fun anymore. In the words of the late Heath Ledger, why so serious?

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posted by Sickamore @ 11:50 AM  
7 Comments:
  • At Aug 4, 2008, 12:05:00 PM, Blogger Mikey McFlyâ„¢ said…

    Excellent point made

     
  • At Aug 4, 2008, 12:48:00 PM, Blogger Ms. Jones said…

    Looked up an ex from my high school days...let's just say I'm glad he's my ex lol!!!

     
  • At Aug 4, 2008, 12:58:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    WE LIVE IN THE WORLD OF THE OXY MORRONS...PRETTY / UGLY GIRLS....REAL / FAKE RAPPERS AND DUMB / SMART NEWS MEDIA MAYBE A BLACKMAM/ WHITE HOUSE LOL

     
  • At Aug 4, 2008, 1:07:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    RICK GOT FECAL MATTER THROWN ON HIM AT WORK, JEZZY GOT HIS CHAIN YANGED" B.Y M.EECH F.RIENDS AND JOE PLAYING WITH PUN LYRICS AND GETTIN DEALT WITH IN THE "REAL' WORL OF FAKE RAPPERS....DO 5O BACKGROUND..HIS SERCURITY JUST RAN BY ME SCREAMING" WE ONLY WORK FOR THE CLOWN BOY" HAHA JEEZY HOW IS WHITEBOY DOING NOW. RICK ROSS! FOXY DOING BK ON RICKS PAY YOU SURE FROM MIAMI"TRICK DADDY" LOL JOE TELL DUDES TO LOOK AROUND WHILE PLAYING DOMINOES LAST TIME THEY THREW THE DROP AND WE HAD TO GET THE SHINE "BACK" FOR YOU FAT FAKE ASS...WHATS UP WITH PETES PISTOL? HUMMMMM FRONTIN HARD PRIMO!

     
  • At Aug 4, 2008, 1:14:00 PM, Anonymous Kid Fury said…

    Thank you. Well said.

    Um, there is some madman with my name running around Miami jacking everybody's shit! 51 offenses.

     
  • At Aug 4, 2008, 1:23:00 PM, Blogger Sickamore said…

    @ Kid Fury

    lol

     
  • At Aug 5, 2008, 10:01:00 AM, Blogger Napps126 said…

    imma expose u sickamore...i got some shit on u...lol

    this shit is getting old

     
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