Monday, February 4, 2008
Giants Play In NY: The Movie

You know the plot. A team playing in the biggest city in the world biggest city begins an unpromising season. Their star player leaves, bashes the team and becomes a TV anchor. The star tight end is a cancer to the locker room. Future hall of fame defensive end going through a bitter public divorce. And the team is being lead by the football version of Fredo while his superstar brother does Gatorade commercials fresh off a Superbowl victory.

The Patriots are the polar opposite. Perfect season. Hall of fame head coach. Super model dating quarterback. But slightly tainted with Spygate.

But the Giants play them hard to the final 2 minutes in the season's finale. It gave the team, and the movie's star Eli, all the momentum it needed to defeat Tampa Bay, the heavily favored "America's team" and finally the beloved Brett Farve.

Unless you've been in a coma the past 24 hours, you know how this movie ends.


Casey Afflack as Eli Manning
Martin Sheen as Tom Coughlin
Matt Damon as Tom Brady
Amy Ryan as Abby McGrew
Ben Afflack as Peyton Manning
50 Cent as Michael Strahan
Jamie Foxx as Plaxico Burress
Albery Finney as Bill Belichick
Anwan Glover as Randy Moss
Gerald Butler as Jeremy Shockey
Julie Christie as Judy Coughlin
Charlie Theron as Giselle Bundchen
Shia Labeouf as Tony Romo
T.O. as Himself
Jessica Simpson as Herself
Cuba Gooding Jr as Tiki Barber
JD Williams as David Tyree
The Game as Antonio Pierce
John Witherspoon as Mercury Morris

This has been an 80's Baby Film

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posted by Sickamore @ 4:51 AM  
  • At Feb 4, 2008, 8:51:00 AM, Blogger Dart Adams said…

    All I can say is that the Giants beat the shit out of the Patriots, straight up. I can't stand the Boston fans that try to make excuses and blame the loss on one guy or one play because that's bullshit. The Giants as a team stepped up and did what needed to be done and beat the Patriots. The Pats didn't "drop" that game or just "have a bad game", the Giants forced them into every mistake they made.

    The Pats are fucked up for next year now. Mad heads are going to leave now. Junior should retire. Seriously, how do you reload from an 18-1 season? Where can you possibly improve? Bring in more big money free agents? This season was a HUGE disappointment. Enjoy it, Sick.

    In case you forgot, the Knicks still suck. Lets do this again in October. Boston Red Sox vs. New York Mets in the World Series.

    Congrats, Giants.


    The Internet's Most Prominent Black Bostonian,
    Dart Adams


  • At Feb 4, 2008, 9:04:00 AM, Blogger Sickamore said…

    Kobe + Gasol > Garnett + Pierce + Allen

    ""He thinks we're only gonna score 17 points??!!" -Tom Brady

  • At Feb 4, 2008, 11:19:00 AM, Blogger Anthony to the S.™ said…

    i like the all star cast you assembled lol

  • At Feb 5, 2008, 5:48:00 PM, Blogger stupidGENIUS said…

    John Witherspoon as Mercury Morris: CLASSIC

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