Thank God I'm Famous: Statue Of Limitations On Pussy?

Friday, July 25, 2008

Statue Of Limitations On Pussy?

Our friend over @ Naked With Socks On came up with another genius concept. Statue of Limitations on sex. For example, if I cheated 5 years ago and you find out today, it's too late to hold it against me. You should have Joey Greco'ed it back then. I'm going to write Obama and see if this can make it to Congress:

No man (or woman) should be held accountable for old pussy (or dick) unless said individual is still in a relationship with or married to the partner that was cheated on. In all other cases, there will be a 3-7 year grace period on bringing said wayward pussy (or dick) up in an argument to hold over the cheater's head. The official grace period will fluctuate and be determined based on 1) the amount of time the couple was together 2) How far along into the relationship the cheating actually occurred 3) How long the couple has been apart 4) How many repeat infractions the cheater had. Once the approved time period has passed, the cheatee has no right to bring up old ass shit to start an argument about said wayward pussy (or dick), as the statute of limitations has expired and all cheaters have been vindicated on a technicality. The only loophole is if the cheater has professed his/her love to the cheatee and has engaged in sexual acts with the cheatee within the past 9 months. In that case, the cheatee has the right to have the wayward pussy (or dick) brought before a board of their peers for discussion.

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Labels: 80s Baby Observations, somethings are worth fighting for...even this

posted by Sickamore @ 11:18 AM

6 Comments:

At Jul 25, 2008, 11:48:00 AM, Anonymous said…

ROTFLMAO...I thought it was just gf/bf etiquette not to bring up things that happened over two years ago...especially if they didn't get caught.
At Jul 25, 2008, 12:05:00 PM, Anonymous said…

I will lobby for this bill to be passed.
At Jul 25, 2008, 12:50:00 PM, The Nerd At The Cool Table said…

yea aight..let me try that one on my girl..lmao
At Jul 25, 2008, 1:56:00 PM, Anonymous said…

Lmaoo. So is it safe to say a cheatin nigga wrote this ? ILL PASSSSS
At Jul 25, 2008, 2:15:00 PM, Sickamore said…

actually, a cheating nigga's friend
At Jul 25, 2008, 6:33:00 PM, Unknown said…

you would be in support of this. yes, i'm projecting... again.

HAHAHAHAHHAHA