EXPANDED THE FIRM TO WASHINGTON DC, LOS ANGELES AND THE UNITED KINGDOM
The Firm has reps in all these markets, hence why I'm in LA right now. Shout out to Phella, Sakwe, Aaron and Markus.
GOT A WARRANT FOR MY ARREST IN NEW JERSEY
"Delaying Traffic". What does that really mean? It was a legal u-turn, but I just "made it too slow". So I went in April 28th for my court date. They told me come back May 2nd. And it just slipped my mind. Now they tryna have me do a Pac (see above).
WON MY FANTASY BASKETBALL LEAGUE
I Kobed everyone. Ralph who? Beat him by 2000 points. I Can Make You Second? Exactly where he ended up. Decided not to sign up for Fantasy Baseball. Or my life really would've been over
SPENT A WEEK IN MIAMI Only a Brooklynite goes to the beach in jeans and Jordans
AND 22 HOURS IN LA SATURDAY AND SUNDAY
Saturday, May 3, 2008 Delta Air Lines # 605
New York John F Kennedy Intl (JFK) to Los Angeles International (LAX) Departure (JFK): May 3, 11:30 AM EDT (morning) Arrival (LAX): May 3, 2:41 PM PDT (afternoon)
Sunday, May 4, 2008 Delta Air Lines # 606
Los Angeles International (LAX) to New York John F Kennedy Intl (JFK) Departure (LAX): May 4, 12:50 PM PDT (afternoon) Arrival (JFK): May 4, 9:26 PM EDT (evening)
Walk of fame. Geisha House. Shades. Fake breasts. Traffic. More traffic. Candy. Kobe.
BUT SPENT MY MONDAY (YESTERDAY) IN CENTRAL BOOKINGS
Who knew that driving with a Criminal Investigation Police Parking Plaque was illegal? They snatched me up right there on Delancey Street. Fresh off the plane from LA. I landed at 9:33pm and in a the back of the detectives car at 11:22pm. Precinct 7 on Broome Street. Internal Affairs pressed me for a name for about 20 minutes. They wanted the cop. Bad. "Last chance, you can get out tonight. It's only possession now but it could turn into a felony". Shrugged by shoulders unknowingly and they sent me off to bookings by 2am.
But I still held the (free) phone down in the bing. Had mad boxes of Frosted Flakes and milks. Then when I switched cells, I used my debit card for collect calls. CO snuck me a Aquafina. Slept on the bench, not the floor. Woke up and my cheese sandwich was still there. Everything was everything. Then they moved me into the cell behind the court.
My lawyer assured me everything was all good. Maybe time served + a fine. The goal is to not get it on my record. A violation at best. 2 hours and another horrible cheese sandwich later, I'm on the court bench.
The chick in front of me was a gangsta's gangsta. 15 years old caught with two fully loaded pistols in a duffel bag at 1am. While her lawyer was arguing she was setup, the girl just stood there smiling the whole time. Smirking uncontrollably. She couldn't believe she was going to walk out of there with having to make a bail. She skipped out the courtroom when the judge gave her a date and curfew. Now it's my turn.
Compared to the teenager, I might as well stole cookies out the cookie jar. "Possession of Stolen Property". $75 fine and gotta come back July 1st. SMH.
All in all I'm happy to be back. Plugged back up to the matrix (and out of jail)
The 90's Babies are coming...be very afraid (props to Ferris on the link)
Name: Sickamore Home: Broooooooooklyn, New York, United States About Me: 23 Year Old Talent Manager + Ageist. Runs ThankGodImFamous, GoOldHead and The Famous Firm. Overall sarcastic yet nice guy See my complete profile