Thursday, May 22, 2008
Post Rihanna Syndrome
I've been going through post dramatic stress disorder over my (stalker-ish) break up with Rihanna. Been having a real tough time 1) dealing with it and 2) finding a replacement.

I was looking at Maxim's "Hot 100" 2008 Party for potential replacements. Didn't really find much solace there either. Someone who was always a perennial front runner, Amerie, is looking more Whitney than wifey.


Jordin Sparks has that whole loveable fat girl Raven Simone type thing going on for her. But it's still a down grade from Rih Rih.


Mariah Carey husband's old jumpoff is still an option, but she just doesn't have that flyness. She's not even the top lightskinneder out there (hey Alicia baby). Plus she isn't looking like she did in Miami this winter. Albeit she was soaking wet in a bikini.


Guess the search goes on while my heart glows in the dark. Sick "Amore".



posted by Sickamore @ 11:27 AM  
  • At May 22, 2008, 12:46:00 PM, Blogger Nasir Aleem said…

    Sick, this is a One day soon you will find the appropriate upgrade, along with a place in BMore that has 22 inch tires on standby. I'm still not comprehending how my blog isn't in the list yet, but I am thinking that it must be retaliation because the Spurs are getting ready to put your Lakers out of the playoffs. The other night was a fluke, not to be repeated. Ace of Spades on the Firm this weekend everywhere!!!!!

  • At May 22, 2008, 12:51:00 PM, Anonymous PhaThePhenom said…

    Ive got this cousin right... haha Na but Rhianna is something like a phenom (haha) in today's entertainment. With her smooth transition from "alright" to "AIIGht!!" and her propensity for producing back to back smashes, replacing her is a serious task. However upgrading and evolving happens to be the nature of the universe. We cannot forget that there was once a Mariah Carey, then a Beyonce, and then all of a sudden a Rhianna. Therefore the next female smash might just hit us by surprise like a train does a deaf person. I wouldnt look at artists who have shot and missed. na mim

    Im lookin at Kristi Yamaguchi...


  • At May 22, 2008, 4:59:00 PM, Anonymous Chelsea said…

    ewww! Hypocrisy much? You're always talking about how this is a new day and age.. what is it w/you and light-skinned chicks? So 1940's...

  • At May 22, 2008, 5:43:00 PM, Blogger Sickamore said…

    I'm not the exactly Taye Diggs myself now, Chelsea

  • At May 22, 2008, 9:10:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Christina Milian is hot

  • At May 22, 2008, 11:51:00 PM, Anonymous Kay said…

    "Amerie, is looking more Whitney than wifey."

    "Jordin Sparks has that whole loveable fat girl Raven Simone type thing going on for her."

    "She's not even the top lightskinneder out there (hey Alicia baby)."

    "Sick 'Amore'."

    Haha great quotables. Your killin me ova here guy. lol


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