Thank God I'm Famous: I RODE THE TRAIN TO PREVENT THIS!!!!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

I RODE THE TRAIN TO PREVENT THIS!!!!

Above Text: AT TPO RESPONDENT WAS OBSERVED RIDING UNSAFE WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION OF MTA/NYPD PERSONNEL CREATING HAZARDOUS CONDITION

I drive. I'm stopped. Frequently. I'm arrested.

Ok. Fine.

I ride a bike. I'm stopped. I'm summoned.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

But come the f on! Going thru the cars on the train is illegal?!?!?! Where the hell was I? I know riding in between is, but just passing thru?

Thanks Officer Rahilly (Badge #2000)
Thanks Officer Payne (Badge #24311)

Now when people google your names, they can see how their tax payer money is being spent

Going to try a chauffeur next

Labels: Aint No Love In The Heart Of The City, unfamously treated

posted by Sickamore @ 6:11 PM

16 Comments:

At Aug 20, 2008, 6:28:00 PM, Anonymous said…

damn Sick its like they all out to get you...
At Aug 20, 2008, 6:40:00 PM, marcus troy said…

fucking hilarious!
At Aug 20, 2008, 6:43:00 PM, yumnaaa.com/blog said…

haahhahaha damn!
At Aug 20, 2008, 7:39:00 PM, Sickamore said…

Cops <8 Me
At Aug 20, 2008, 7:39:00 PM, International Foxx said…

WoW! Yo you can't even make this sh!t up!! Sick's life is a sitcom.Forget Seinfeld they should air "Sickamore"
Oh and don't anyone use that idea without cutting me a check (or two or fifty)
At Aug 20, 2008, 7:46:00 PM, Mikey McFly™ said…

Damn homie you cant catch a break...ehh well its good to see the PO-LICE are doing there job its not like there is REAL CRIME occurring somewhere else....
At Aug 20, 2008, 8:38:00 PM, Anonymous said…

"Can barely walk the city streets,
without a cop harrassin me
Searchin me
Then askin my identity"
At Aug 20, 2008, 9:57:00 PM, The Nerd At The Cool Table said…

Sickamore = DMX
At Aug 20, 2008, 11:34:00 PM, Anonymous said…

Wow. Never get a sedgway and never jay walk because you have theeeeee worst luck with transportation methods and the cops I've ever seen in my lifetime
At Aug 20, 2008, 11:38:00 PM, bee said…

yup. i def got one of them bad boys last year lol...the nypd are the worst.
At Aug 20, 2008, 11:42:00 PM, zILLa said…

*womp womp*
At Aug 20, 2008, 11:58:00 PM, Anonymous said…

Ive been pulled over 8 times for this same nonsense and not once have i recieved a ticket for this. I usually look at the officer and be like "say word? Ive been living in Florida for about 2 years (like most new yorkers who migrate once in there lives) and Ive been here for a week and didnt know this was a law. Huh how crazy is that." Theyll usually agree and be like yeah I know and rip the ticket.

Like a charm...haha.
gotta step that lying game up sick.
At Aug 21, 2008, 12:20:00 AM, Anonymous said…

Don't put your bag on the seat next to you either.
At Aug 21, 2008, 1:59:00 AM, Diarm said…

u better not have a OP ticket on a peak train.. you know they dont take debit either! lol
At Aug 22, 2008, 12:57:00 AM, International Foxx said…

Here's evidence you don't have a chance in hell with this one. http://twitpic.com/8kcr
I would try to cop a plea for being blind.
At Aug 22, 2008, 4:13:00 PM, Anonymous said…

They are crazy!