Muahahahahahahahahahah (evil laughter)!
My weapon of mass destruction built in the fight against old heads is now complete. GoOldHead.com is a blog site dedicated to spotting old heads in action trying to do young things and/or criticizing progressive people/movements. That's why I'm happy the first post is of Hillary Clinton's defeat. She's old head personified.
Being an old head isn't an age thing. It's a mentality. When you start attacking the youth for not being more like your generation, get stuck in the ways that are obviously not relevant anymore or just are plain old dated: you're an old head. The following pre-80s Babies aren't old heads:
Barack Obama
Hugh Hefner
Sarah Jessica Parker
Charles Barkley (gimmie dem socks!)
The following post 80s Babies are old heads:
Bow Wow
Jennifer Hudson (she's on my hit list post SITC)
Ageist Media, a company dedicated to my ageist side, is a subsidiary of The Famous Firm.
YESSSSS! Amen to this movement!
ReplyDeleteIm feelin this!
GOOOO 90'S BABIES!!!
-Kay
I need to know what makes Hugh not an old head. Shctoiking young chicks is what old men do anyways.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna have to check out that movie now that you called my girl J.Hud an old head...I can't go for that...
-Birthing Class of '84
He embraces youth for a living! Albeit naked slutty youth but it's still youth. He has his finger on the pulse of the revolution!
ReplyDeleteBow Wow?
ReplyDeleteyes, bow wow... dude is a prime example of an old head.
ReplyDeleteHugh Hefner is grasping for his youth...his finger needs to be on his own pulse...but he is a classier Joe Francis I'll give him that...
ReplyDeleteHow is bow wow an old head?
ReplyDeletehttp://gooldhead.com/2008/06/why-bow-wow-is-old-head.html
ReplyDeletephilly slang 4real sickamore u have to know somebody from philly jackin r slang just admit and bow wow aint no damn old head that nuccka still act 12
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