Saturday, December 15, 2007
Definition Of A Winner
win·ner (wĭn'ər) Pronunciation Key
n. One that wins, especially a victor in sports or a notably successful person.
–noun
1. a person or thing that wins; victor.
—Idiom
2. winner take all, a situation or outcome whereby the winner receives all the prizes or rewards.
3. the contestant who wins the contest [ant: also-ran]
4. a gambler who wins a bet [ant: loser]
5. a person with a record of successes; "his son would never be the achiever that his father was"; "only winners need apply"; "if you want to be a success you have to dress like a success"



Backstory/Context: I'm #1 in Fantasy Basketball. Ralph is #4. He's having a big night but will still be in 2nd, 3rd or 4th. Ralph believes it's only a matter of time before he's winning. This is the convo:

I Believe In You Ralph = Me
Bryon Russell = Ralph

At least bryon russell played in the nba: You forget how fast you got passed last time
At least bryon russell played in the nba: All you do is jinx yourself
At least bryon russell played in the nba: And I have a ton of guys going the rest of the week I know you study my team but look closer. All the off games happened already
At least bryon russell played in the nba: I scored 350 tonight with 6 guys
I Believe In You Ralph (y): Wow, your prob in 2nd place
I Believe In You Ralph (y): Sunday + Tuesday are the off days
I Believe In You Ralph (y): You just got kaman and moon
I Believe In You Ralph (y): I don't believe in jinxes
I Believe In You Ralph (y): You'll score 300 then 12 the next day
At least bryon russell played in the nba: That's 350 and if you scored that much you would of had a parade but I'm a lot cooler then you
I Believe In You Ralph (y): I'm in 1st, there's a parade everyday for me
I Believe In You Ralph (y): One day when you're winning , you'll understand
I Believe In You Ralph (y): #1
I Believe In You Ralph (y): Numero Uno
I Believe In You Ralph (y): Head Hanco
I Believe In You Ralph (y): The dude with the shoes
At least bryon russell played in the nba: Its not even a quarter through the season only losers celebrate everyday, you should watch a patriot game TO
I Believe In You Ralph (y): The man with the cigar
I Believe In You Ralph (y): The check writer
I Believe In You Ralph (y): Tom Brady
I Believe In You Ralph (y): Patriots
I Believe In You Ralph (y): Michael Jordan
I Believe In You Ralph (y): Ali
I Believe In You Ralph (y): Who?
I Believe In You Ralph (y): Me!
I Believe In You Ralph (y): Mayweather
At least bryon russell played in the nba: I think of it more like ben johnson
At least bryon russell played in the nba: Jose canseco
I Believe In You Ralph (y): We the best? No, I'm the best
At least bryon russell played in the nba: Wow you just quoted khaled
At least bryon russell played in the nba: You probaly should kill yourself now
At least bryon russell played in the nba: Karl malone
I Believe In You Ralph (y): I'll kill myself when I'm in 4th place
At least bryon russell played in the nba: Dan marino
At least bryon russell played in the nba: Dj drama
I Believe In You Ralph (y): Neo in the matrix
At least bryon russell played in the nba: Actually I got it your bryan russell
I Believe In You Ralph (y): If this were drugs, I'd be the asian guy in the jungle....then he gets it to frank lucas...then he gets it to his workers...then you get it...4th
At least bryon russell played in the nba: You would be frank lucas and I'm the mob boss who was out of jail with all the money
At least bryon russell played in the nba: Bryon
I Believe In You Ralph (y): "Success took a shot"
At least bryon russell played in the nba: Haha
I Believe In You Ralph (y): But keep trying
I Believe In You Ralph (y): Don't give up
I Believe In You Ralph (y): Anything is possible
I Believe In You Ralph (y): Somebody landed on the moon
I Believe In You Ralph (y): Then you could be in 1st
I Believe In You Ralph (y): You just need encouragement
I Believe In You Ralph (y): Your the best

Ralph's in 4th place....is he a winner?


Yes....4th is the new 1st
No....give up Ralph

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posted by Sickamore @ 11:56 PM  
2 Comments:
  • At Dec 16, 2007, 1:52:00 AM, Blogger Liberty said…

    If u aint 1st ur last lol....

     
  • At Dec 16, 2007, 11:53:00 PM, Anonymous Jus♥Mo said…

    "If this were drugs, I'd be the asian guy in the jungle....then he gets it to frank lucas...then he gets it to his workers...then you get it...4th"

    This made my evening...Give it up Ralph.

     
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