84 Baby: "But you did and that's exactly why I didn't tell you. Jokes on you sucker"
Dear Cabbie,
Remember all those times u didn't want me to Brooklyn? Those times you rolled up real slow, let down your window half way and asked "Where are you going?". Before I got to the -lyn, you were gone so fast that only a silhouette of your dust was left. All those "I can't I'm changing shifts" or "I don't know how to get there, sorry" excuses. Got a trick for you now!
Paying with a credit card is the ultimate revenge. I know you don't get paid for a few weeks. You know I got cash in my pocket. But you're not getting it. $4 cab ride? Debit please. "Sir can you stop the meter". Roll your eyes and suck your teeth all you want. And I DARE you to tell me the machine isn't working. Because I'm just not paying. There's no sign that said it wasn't when I got in. You didn't make this clear. Ha! And gas prices are going back up of Palin gets in office. So vote change sucka!
Sincerely
Brooklyn
LMAO!
ReplyDeleteDo what I always do.
ReplyDeleteJump in. Don't tell them where you're going till you're in. Than say BK. They say no, You pull the I'll call 311 complain and get you fired.
I actually tip really well too for cabs who take me home to BK so I also like to play the every time you complain I take a dollar off your tip amount.
I kind of sound like an asshole but whatever. Take me home.
Crazy!
ReplyDeleteshit you're lucky... they don't ever wanna hear the words "the bronx" smh...
ReplyDeleteone time, dude took me to tha BK, and he pressed the cash buttobefore I could tell him I only have card. He tried to fight with me like it was MY fault. Stupid Nigga aint get payed a dime. Cuz my ass DEFINITELY was not walkin round the corner to Quick-E mart to the ATM.
ReplyDeletePS... im pretty sure its illegal for cabbie to refuse to take you somewhere once your inside. As long as the destination isn't PLUTO, and its in NYC
THIS POST IS HILARIOUS!!
ReplyDeleteCabbie just went off on me last week about paying with a card for a $9 dollar ride. SORRY I DON'T CARE if you get made cabbie!!!! Either I pay with the card or I go for free!!!!
And i know how you feel about a cab to broooklyn at least 5 cabs come by with the half way down window MESS before I can get a cab lol
LOL
ReplyDeleteThey complain because with the card they dont get tips but FUCK ALL THAT, If you didn't want to drive niggas around the city you shouldn't have become a Cab driver! The fuck you gonna complain about driving someone to BK or BX when its your job and you're going to get paid in the end.
hahahaha i love you sick
ReplyDeleteHEY! is that true...
ReplyDeletei only 40 bucks on my but was planning on "charge it!" all night...
and the cabbie goes it's not working...
so i had to give him cash...
i had no idea...
but i feel like they fight and act all belligerent - and if it's on your way home you kinda don't want him to know where you live and come stalk...
~souly
H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S
ReplyDeletethey bitch because when u use the credit card machine they get charged like 4% wamp wamp
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteI love paying with debit cards...except for when shit is slow to hit my account and I didn't check it cause I think I got it like that and I'm awkwardly surprised days later.
www.theeargasm.com
lmfa0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyessssss, best blog ever,... i always wait till i am in to tell them im bk bound!! they're not allowed to kick u out
ReplyDeleteyessir,thats what they get.finally all that bs they did to the good boys from bk is co ming back to haunt them,debit,why i thought you'd never ask,no tip,ha ha suckaz
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