Lord forgive him because he knows not what he did...awakened the kid!
We had the draft yesterday. Here's my squad:
OLD HEAD KILLERS
QB - DREW BREES

Why?: Because that's that DUDE! Plus he's throwing to Bush, Colston, McAllister + Patton. Oww!
RB - Stephen Jackson

Why?: Just signed that new big boy contract! Plus the Madden curse is over.
RB - Thomas Jones

Why?: NY + Megan Good = Got my vote
WR - Wes Welker

Why?: Sleeper pick last year. This year he's everybody's favorite white boy. I know its anti-New Yorkian to have Bostonians on your team. But I'll make an exception.
WR - Donald Driver

Why?: Aaron Rodgers needs a familiar face to throw it too. Why not the old head?
WR - Jerry Porter

Why?: New team. New Money. 1000 yards.
TE - Randy McMichael

Why? This is my sleeper draft pick. Randy is going to be a top 5 TE ext year. Mark my words!
DEFENSE - NEW YORK GIANTS

Why?: No Osi? No Strahan? No problem. We didn't become the champions for nothing. THE GIANTS PLAY IN NEW YORK!!!!
BENCH
Selvin Young - If Thomas Jones starts partying too much, Young is right in there
Aaron Rodgers - The Anti Old Head
Ahmad Bradshaw - Wait til my man come home!

Atwaan Randle El - Anothr Old Head for the bench
Armani Toomer - Can never have enough Giants
Desmond Clark - Just in case I'm wrong about McMichael
Shaun Alexander - SOMEONE is gonna give him a chance, and when his stock rises...Ima trade him!
No Strahan? No problem. No Osi? PROBLEM.
ReplyDeleteI don't do Fantasy Football. I do Pick 'Em. You should join Dallas Penn's Pick 'Em league so you can see me dominate it like I did last year.
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Ya team kinda suspect fam...lol
ReplyDeleteawwwwwwwe sheit! Nothing beat your badgering emails that you so conveniently posted in the blog as well as screen shots of the progression of your ass kicking.
ReplyDeletedon't break format... i LOVED those! had me rolling every time!
I wish I cared enough about stats to join or know how this works.
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ReplyDeleteMeagan looks hawt
Yo Sick the offensive side of the ball for you is iight but the Giants for defense? Osi is gone and Strahan might not come back..plus they lost too many guys in free agency so i dont think they will do to good for you...
ReplyDeleteCo-sign 100% on that Thomas Jones pick. Dude is the luckiest man in the NFL right now. I don't even play football, but Meagan Good makes me wanna have a 1,000 yard season too.
ReplyDeleteNO POST IN 4 DAYS... GOING ON 5... HELLOO?!!!
ReplyDeletewhat's this bs sick? i don't like sports and you haven't updated. i'm sad. fix this!
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