Wednesday, August 20, 2008

I RODE THE TRAIN TO PREVENT THIS!!!!



Above Text: AT TPO RESPONDENT WAS OBSERVED RIDING UNSAFE WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION OF MTA/NYPD PERSONNEL CREATING HAZARDOUS CONDITION

I drive. I'm stopped. Frequently. I'm arrested.

Ok. Fine.

I ride a bike. I'm stopped. I'm summoned.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

But come the f on! Going thru the cars on the train is illegal?!?!?! Where the hell was I? I know riding in between is, but just passing thru?

Thanks Officer Rahilly (Badge #2000)
Thanks Officer Payne (Badge #24311)

Now when people google your names, they can see how their tax payer money is being spent


Going to try a chauffeur next
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16 comments:

  1. AnonymousAug 20, 2008, 6:28:00 PM

    damn Sick its like they all out to get you...

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  2. marcus troyAug 20, 2008, 6:40:00 PM

    fucking hilarious!

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  3. yumnaaa.com/blogAug 20, 2008, 6:43:00 PM

    haahhahaha damn!

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  4. SickamoreAug 20, 2008, 7:39:00 PM

    Cops <8 Me

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  5. International FoxxAug 20, 2008, 7:39:00 PM

    WoW! Yo you can't even make this sh!t up!! Sick's life is a sitcom.Forget Seinfeld they should air "Sickamore"
    Oh and don't anyone use that idea without cutting me a check (or two or fifty)

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  6. Mikey McFly™Aug 20, 2008, 7:46:00 PM

    Damn homie you cant catch a break...ehh well its good to see the PO-LICE are doing there job its not like there is REAL CRIME occurring somewhere else....

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  7. AnonymousAug 20, 2008, 8:38:00 PM

    "Can barely walk the city streets,
    without a cop harrassin me
    Searchin me
    Then askin my identity"

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  8. The Nerd At The Cool TableAug 20, 2008, 9:57:00 PM

    Sickamore = DMX

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  9. AnonymousAug 20, 2008, 11:34:00 PM

    Wow. Never get a sedgway and never jay walk because you have theeeeee worst luck with transportation methods and the cops I've ever seen in my lifetime

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  10. beeAug 20, 2008, 11:38:00 PM

    yup. i def got one of them bad boys last year lol...the nypd are the worst.

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  11. zILLaAug 20, 2008, 11:42:00 PM

    *womp womp*

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  12. AnonymousAug 20, 2008, 11:58:00 PM

    Ive been pulled over 8 times for this same nonsense and not once have i recieved a ticket for this. I usually look at the officer and be like "say word? Ive been living in Florida for about 2 years (like most new yorkers who migrate once in there lives) and Ive been here for a week and didnt know this was a law. Huh how crazy is that." Theyll usually agree and be like yeah I know and rip the ticket.

    Like a charm...haha.
    gotta step that lying game up sick.

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  13. AnonymousAug 21, 2008, 12:20:00 AM

    Don't put your bag on the seat next to you either.

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  14. DiarmAug 21, 2008, 1:59:00 AM

    u better not have a OP ticket on a peak train.. you know they dont take debit either! lol

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  15. International FoxxAug 22, 2008, 12:57:00 AM

    Here's evidence you don't have a chance in hell with this one. http://twitpic.com/8kcr
    I would try to cop a plea for being blind.

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  16. AnonymousAug 22, 2008, 4:13:00 PM

    They are crazy!

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