5:18pm
Cafe Habana, Soho, NYC
2 Frozen Mango Magaritas In
-I went the last 3 days laptopless. Hence the email blogs. Left my laptop (and everything else) in Queens. But luckily I got everything back. I'm convinced the 3rd luckiest guy alive is me: behind Derek Jeter and the guy who founded American Apparel
-God doesn't want me to get a haircut. Neither does my mother (thinks I look like my Dad). The barber takes one look at me and suddenly has four people ahead. It's kind of annoying to comb the 1970s Porn Star afro in the morning. But it's having a unforeseen side effect: the women love it! Especially the frizzy-haired-corraine-bailey-rae-don't-call-me-a-chick chicks. Gimmie another 3 weeks and I'll be bloggin about Zoe Kravitz dates. 6 months and I'll be asking where's my Erykah Badu at
-5 Places To Go If U Ever Wanted To Bump Into/Kill Me: The Coffee Shop, Vinnie's Styles, Bar 89, Kips Bay and Starbucks
-"Brand Manager". What exactly does that mean? My friend Keith White (Wynter Gordon's Manager) has a company called Brand Management, so obviously he understands the importance of the role. It came to my attention reading The House Burner's Forbes Magazine article. He had a guy there who seemed to be more important than Chris Lightly. I'm going to create that role for The Firm
-"They keep telling me to speak about the Celtics/Matter fact I aint gonna speak about the Celtics/Never in my life could I have imagined this/Kevin Garnett's choker ass might win a championship"
-At this point in the blog, I'm intoxicated beyond the New York State limit
-My waitress doesn't like me and I'm not to fond of her either. This beef started two weeks ago when it took 45 minutes to sit me. Then I ordered food at the bar and tried to ask me to get up for someone else. See I got a bad character trait: I always think someone's trying to play me. Especially passive aggressive service people. They obviously can't outwardly say what they feel but it reflects in the service. Last night at the coffee shop the waitress tried to play us. Very rude, purposely forgetful etc. But because it was after 3am, she gets a guaranteed 17.5% gratuity. Luckily assholeness (pause) is still optional, so I wrote "bitch" next to where it marked "tip".
pic reminds me of Rasheed Wallace...
ReplyDeleteI haven't gotten a haircut in a minute either (goin thru some things with my barber)... I cant really get away with it tho, cause I cant grow facial hair. If I could I would just let my beard grow also, cause then its a "look". Now its just looks wack
"so I wrote 'bitch' next to where it marked 'tip'."
ReplyDeleteBRAVO! Imma have to use that idea next time i have a bitchy waitress.
-Kay
if you ever seen waiting you should know the cardinal rule.
ReplyDelete"never fuck with people who handle your food."
And i mean you cant expect that much great service from the waiters at coffee shop there most out of work models and the likes. Prissy girls they are.
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ReplyDelete50 looks manorexic.
ReplyDeleteThat or
he's rocking the slim jean steeze to stay relevant.
Must have been fingered
in the Mitchell Report.
Much like Rihanna
he needs to eat a sandwich.
Uhmmm... We might have to talk about the aggression factor there. I hate bad service, but I always have tyo remind myself that I once was a waitress and it is not always easy dealing with ppl.
ReplyDeleteNever had a Mango Magarita, might just have to try one later on tonight.
all of the waitresses are rude at cafe habana. it's part of "the charm".
ReplyDeletep.s. i didn't know people still went to coffee shop.
p.p.s. i was trying to play you.
They were extra rude to me
ReplyDeleteP.S. Yes!
P.P.S. >:-/
P.P.P.S. I'm commenting drunk from Bar 89
HA! i'm a brand manager and i still don't know what it means..just kit-ting..but i never heard of it until i started this j-o
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