
Like the original young, fly and sexy lightskinneded industry it girl once said, "if at first you don't succeed dust yourself off and try it again".
So I came across this picture from Spotlight Live the other night. It was taken during Estelle's performance (who I'll talk more about on Part 3). It showcases a array of bourgeoning potentials. Let's break 'em down singuh by singuh.
Tiffany Evans
Who: R&B Singer signed to Columbia Records (what up Hop)
Pros: 90s Baby Singer + Actress. Has a sexy mentor in Ciara
Cons: '92 Baby. Which means she's jailbait. Plus a possible future golddigger if she's already asking for "Promise Rings"
Verdict: Nope. No R. Kelly action here
Dawn Richards

Who: One of them chicks from Danity Kane
Pros: Naturally the prettiest of the DK girls.
Cons: From New Orleans Shawty. I like more of the sassy smart mouthed fashionista city girl attitude than the Southern big Beyonce haired bella. Maybe if she went on a Intermix shopping spree or something.
Verdict: She's in the lead out this bunch, but no Rih Rih.
D. Woods

Who: Another one of them chicks from Danity Kane
Pros: Built like a stallion. Graduated from NYU. Def got the stylish Soho thing going for her

Cons: I find all the DK girls a little boring. They don't have enough of an edge; especially compared to Mrs. Brown.
Verdict: She's alright but...
Teyana Taylor
Who: Google Her!
Pros: That skateboard 90's Baby Fusion 5 Jordan fresh.
Cons: '91 Baby aka Jailbait. Doesn't look like we'd have much in common. Except she might like Rihanna just as much (or even more) than I do.

Verdict: I'm way too much of a old head for her
Audbrey O'Day

Who: The leader one of them chicks from Danity Kane
Pros: Crazy wild drunk loving out of control party girl who doesn't care about anything but having fun
Cons: Crazy wild drunk loving out of control party girl who doesn't care about anything but having fun
Verdict: Too much edge. Next!
Wynter Gordon

Who: Atlantic Records Singer/Songwriter
Pros: Of course I think Wynter is fly or I wouldn't have signed her
Cons: Ewww. I look at her like a sister.
Verdict: No Cooties!
Well that's it for Part 2. I'll keep you updated. I'm also taking suggestions for Part 3,4,5,6,7 etc
"Post Rihanna Syndrome Part 3"
ReplyDeleteWell since rihanna's beyond played out since she doesnt really have much talent or ASSets i think you need some..uh.. "new new"
Lauren London
and im upset you got jenna jameson, i mean Tara Reed, i mean Slutty O'day up there even as a possibility. GROSS
Personally, I like Christina Milian the best. But you'd have to fight dre... or cool... whichever the taller, cuter one is.
ReplyDeleteRe: Aubrey
ReplyDeleteShe just happened 2 be in the picture
RE: RE: Aubrey
ReplyDeleteShe hasn't changed much since college then...Complex rated her #1at Kanye's Hot 100 party. She musta pulled an Aubrey O'Day season 1 on the judges...
sick,
ReplyDeleteI think you need to find a real girl. you seem like a pretty nice guy and I'm sure that there is someone out there for you. You are probably overlooking her!!!!!
uh oh, SICK GOT A SECRET ADMIRER!!!
ReplyDeletehoooow cuuuute
its that teenage love affffair.
:-D
I Feel you, your breakdowns were on point.... big come on now...
ReplyDeletehow you gonna leave out Cassie.
she gotta be top 5...
here is my top 3 break down.
1)Cassie
Just cause i live in San Diego in Mira Mesa the biggest Filipino market in America i been groomed to love them. We all know she doesnt have the best vocals but she has proven time after time she can rock that mic. (Yes Pun Intended)
2)Ri Ri
Need i say more?
3)Keri Hilson
I know what your thinking....
True she needs a hit record but its coming baby... i can feel it. I might even jump on the remix.
Holla
Rob Grimes
www.robgrimes.net
1) Cassie's taken by Diddy
ReplyDelete2) Ri Ri's taken by Chris Brown
3) They can have her
Here are some options:
ReplyDelete1. zoe kravitz
2. check out rich harrison's group richgirl
3. solange
4. model chanel iman
aww. i love sickamore!
ReplyDeleteSick you need a Latina in yoru life!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm lets see im madd late but here's my breakdown
ReplyDelete1.tiffany evans "somebodys lil sister.....u going to pick her up for a date and she's cryin cuz her curfew is 11pm singing to her daddy "im grown".....smh negative
2.dawn "hmmm something about her is off,might be her makeup or weave but either way can be fixed..".....a maybe
3. D. Woods "depends...d.woods without that mullet she rocks is decent, but when she has that mullet on def not sexy (no lesbo)...just being real
4. Teyana taylor "suspect"....smh
5.aubrey "STAY AWAY" common case of a white girl secretly waiting to get knocked up by a rich black man only to blame it on the liquor........(no racism) just being real.....
6.wynter gordon "pretty" but like u said ewwww, kinda "incest"...hmmmm maybe she has a cute friend in her myfaves??? Lol ...(no lesbo,jus being real ;)
O and lastly as for those other comments about trying christian milian and keri hilston..well because I love u sick ima do u a favor go "google christina and keri's feet".......lawdamercy (jamaican voice) lmao
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ReplyDeletesickamore sickamore sickamore I been m.i.a (literally in miami, love you mom, kick that cancer's azz) oh by the way its copasetic idiq mfg. sak passe dun dun pt3.
ReplyDeletetiffany: met her( love you Tiff) she comming up...way to take a dip in the kiddie pool...she off limits
Dawn: sak passe cheri...she part of a group thats nervous for attention...no go she plain
D. Woods: she new to me...I haven't had time to admire her yet..I copped to copies of the cover they shared with her on king..and I gave the D. Woods copy to my cousin...but no
Teyana: I haven't seen in some years...she cute for a b girl one way she dont have that jer nur se que to compete
Aubrey: I'll hit it...but why she on the list...for lightksinned girls...wateva
Wynter(Diana): I Love her...I'm trying to wife that...your lil sister huh...I spit just for her
every chance I get...but nurr she comming up too she need room to breathe
part 4
KD Aubert
Keri Hilson
Lady Nicole(who dat? cop blackmen mag)
Tiela Larock(I tried to holla last night, your turn)
Nina B (love you Nina)
Sharon Divine(hiphopnation sirius(shameless plug hosting Blend Infamy 8.1)
Dee Vaz(streetsweepers)my boo stay fly(love you Dee)
keep doing your thizzle sickamore
jala
Rhi Rhi gotta wait my younging mami wanna beat that too imagine got girl comp blockin